

Who's Your Daddy?!
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01About Who's Your Daddy?!
Who's Your Daddy?! pits a father and baby against each other in a chaotic contest of protection and mischief. As the father, secure household hazards; as the baby, find ways around those safeguards. Physics antics and shifting locations for key objects help make each round different. Steam player reviews: 80%% positive from 25,848 reviews. Supported interface languages: Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, English, French, German, Spanish, Danish, Polish, Portuguese, Russian, and Ukrainian.
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$2.162024-12-19 · SteamBase game · same records as the chart above; USD history, not a regional Steam low.Language support
| Language | Interface | Subtitles | Audio |
|---|---|---|---|
| Simplified Chinese | Yes | — | — |
| Traditional Chinese | Yes | — | — |
| English | Yes | — | — |
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| Language | Interface | Subtitles | Audio |
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| French | Yes | — | — |
| German | Yes | — | — |
| Spanish | Yes | — | — |
| Danish | Yes | — | — |
| Polish | Yes | — | — |
| Portuguese | Yes | — | — |
| Russian | Yes | — | — |
| Ukrainian | Yes | — | — |
Steam PC edition data · 2026-10-17
02Before you buy
Players and roles
Up to eight players can compete online or locally on Steam PC, choosing between the father and baby roles. Game modes are customizable.
Controls and premise
The Steam PC version supports controllers. The father secures hazards while the baby tries to get past those protections.
03Frequently asked questions
How many players can join?
Up to eight people can play online or locally.
What are the roles?
One player is the father trying to protect the baby; the other plays the baby, overcoming those efforts.
Where does the game take place?
Rounds take place in a two-story house and garden filled with potentially dangerous household objects.
Popular Steam reviews
Native-language selection · 10 reviewsSelected helpful reviews in this language show both recommendations and criticisms. This selection does not represent the overall positive rating; opinions reflect the version reviewed.
I think game is great (No one will read this :(Show moreShow less
dildo no longer exists.Show moreShow less
-Joined game -Was baby -Person told me not to kill myself -I didn't -He cooked me dinner and ate with me at the table -We took a bath together -He tucked me into my crib for the night 10/10 Better than the SimsShow moreShow less
Still dont know who my dad is.Show moreShow less
>Ran Into Kitchen While Daddy was Busy with Sockets >Hid in cupboard while eating batteries >Waited >Waited >Went to leave >Stopped when I Realised Daddy Locked Me In >Waited >Died 10/10 Would be manslaughtered by my own Dad againShow moreShow less
Several reasons why you should NOT buy this game 1 - Movement and controls are buggy/clunky Trying to pick things up and manipulate your environment is very difficult. Items may drop out of your hands, slide around, or phase through surfaces. In a game that relies on your ability to pay attention and act quickly (especially for the dad players) it really hurts the game's playability. 2 - The game is heavily sided towards the baby Some may say this point is subjective, but it's hard to prove otherwise. *The baby has TONS of options to kill itself with. A baby can so very easily consume a toxic material (which the house is absolutely LITTERED with), burn itself, drown itself, and much much more!!! *Sounds fun until you play as the dad, who can only lock cabinets, cover up outlets, and attempt to put toxic materials out of reach (which is downright impossible considering how many bottles of bleach, soap, and batteries are in every cabinet of the house). 3 - The game is DEAD Even if the game was balanced and played well (which the other points prove it absolutely does not) There are no players playing this game. The makers of the game decided to create a bunch of weird game modes that sounded fun, but only split up the online lobbies further. Nowadays it'll probably take you roughly 30 minutes of waiting in matchmaking (don't even think about queuing up for baby, because everyone prefers it over the dad) or if you're lucky there's some random person who is sitting in an open online lobby. Final verdict: Stay away from this game. It may seem inexpensive and funny, but I guarantee you'll get bored with it extremely fast. Don't waste your money.Show moreShow less
Nobody will read my review so I Will Eat 1 Tablespoon of ketchup For Every Like this gets.Show moreShow less
after 600+ hours i still don't know who's my daddyShow moreShow less
-Started up the game for the first time. -Joined a random lobby -As soon as I join the other player leaves and it says "Your daddy has left you in hopes of finding a better son." 10/10 would get abandoned againShow moreShow less
I'd have to say, if you're interested in this, do not buy it, at least not now. Bought it a while ago for my son and I to play, after he was watching a let's play of it. Seemed like a goofy game to mess around with. It is, actually. For maybe a round or two. When we first got it, it had issues, but hey, it's early access, right? Well, as each update came out, it seemed like there were more and more issues. Weird lag, objects not working, getting stuck, random people joining our password protected custom game, etc. Then, out of nowhere, it's 'released'. I'm sorry, but this game is NOT ready for release. Not sure where to begin. How about performance? Pretty abysmal. Can be running smooth, but then the framerate just plummets, mouse movement is all jerky, and it just feels rough. Graphics-Quite poor. I'm not one to judge a game by it's graphics by any means, but overall, the game just looks bad. Looks like the devs just slapped it together and called it good. Character models are atrocious (hats and glasses are humorous though), textures are all over the place. Some look fine, but others don't make any sense. Go outside and look at the achievement room. The room is flat, but the 'bricks' taper off. Good example of it being slapped together. Controls-Serviceable I suppose, although picking up items and using them is a major chore. Balance-absolutely ridiculous. It's not a matter of who is going to win? The baby or the daddy? It's a matter of if the baby dies in one minute or two. The daddy has only a couple things he can do to stave off the baby's death, but there are sooo many options for the baby to off itself, it quickly turns into a race to see just how fast the baby can kill itself, especially with warping through vents. Idea/concept-brilliant. Actually a really good idea for a game, but there are so many issues right now, I'd stay away. We'll probably keep playing it off and on for a while to see if things improve, but it's quickly becoming tiresome. One thing I forgot about, and just remembered. The soundtrack. One of the most annoying and grating soundtracks I've ever heard.Show moreShow less
Source: original Steam user reviews. Helpful votes are an archived snapshot, not live data. Last collected: 08/15/2026.